Learning Annex

I've probably posted this elsewhere, and I may have even told you about it if you have the extreme pleasure of knowing me in person, but my dad has his own weird little lexicon of phrases. Most of them are euphemisms for the wildly profane and blasphemous expletive: "Jesus Christ"

I didn't really understand them growing up, but now I kind of love them. Here are all that I can remember:

Jeezum Petes
Jiminy Christmas
Holy Cats

There are more, but I'm blanking on them now. I'll update as I remember them. I'm working on my own personal expletive, as well. The best I've got thus far is: Funky Mayonnaise. Usage being something like this:

Funky Mayonnaise that's a huge turd.