Place your hands above the railings, they're magnetized.
And if your hands were made out of metal, that might mean something.
Best MST3K line. Ever.
Showing posts with label scifi snow day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scifi snow day. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Sci FI Snow Day Rolls On
Best MST3K line. Ever.
Sci Fi Doods I Want to Hang With, Vol. 1
Prince Vultan.
Vultan is clearly the coolest guy in Flash Gordon. He's the Han Solo of Flash Gordon, 'cept he's got a sweet beard and wings. He's a lovable rogue who smacks Dale's ass whenever he can while dressed like a leather daddy completely wasted on amyl, and honestly I've mentioned the beard right? You could plop this dood down at Johnny Brenda's and nobody would bat an eye. Ok, the wings might get a few weird looks, but Vultan's totally a guy who knows tons of pussy jokes and racist jokes about Arborians that you don't want to laugh at, but you know you will. This guy will definitely smash a beer stein on his head when he's shitfaced to make you laugh. Oh sweet Vultan, how I wish it were possible to get wasted with you and hammer on some of Ming's henchmen.
Vultan is clearly the coolest guy in Flash Gordon. He's the Han Solo of Flash Gordon, 'cept he's got a sweet beard and wings. He's a lovable rogue who smacks Dale's ass whenever he can while dressed like a leather daddy completely wasted on amyl, and honestly I've mentioned the beard right? You could plop this dood down at Johnny Brenda's and nobody would bat an eye. Ok, the wings might get a few weird looks, but Vultan's totally a guy who knows tons of pussy jokes and racist jokes about Arborians that you don't want to laugh at, but you know you will. This guy will definitely smash a beer stein on his head when he's shitfaced to make you laugh. Oh sweet Vultan, how I wish it were possible to get wasted with you and hammer on some of Ming's henchmen.
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