Stupid Ass Motherfucking Internet

Well. I'm clearly still waiting for the stupid ass motherfucking internet to give me my motherfucking url. Shit should have been up and running ages ago. But, since the stupid fucking site that I registered it at hasn't fucking transferred the url yet, I can't do shit. I filled out a stupid ass fucking customer service request today. Fuck. Shit should be up soon.

[this post brought to you by two days of nicotine withdrawal. I mad.]